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Sigh. It's just not the same.....
A team of Rapid Action Battalion (Rab) yesterday nabbed 24 people for manufacturing electric fans illegally and seized more than 2000 pieces of fans and huge fan-making materials from a factory in the city.
"Quick, assemble the men. We have to seize fans!"
"Fans of the dread Purbo Bangla communist party, Sir?"
"No, electric fans."
Acting on secret information, they raided two houses at Mir Hazirbagh area at about 4:15pm and seized the fans and fan-making materials.
"You in the house! Drop your fans and no one will get.....ah, screw it, just get in the truck, ok."
Rab officials said the arrested people had long been involved in manufacturing and selling fans with the labels of National, Navana and Konka.
No crossfire, no shutter guns, not even a round of bullet
Take comfort. See the next Banglarticle.


Posted by: Steve 2007-07-03
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=192370