Crow barred by fed up landlady
A CROW hooked on lager sticks his beak in his favourite tipple defying a furious landlady who has BARRED him from her pub. The boozy bird nicknamed Carling by drinkers swoops on customers pints whenever they turn their backs.
Sarah Wyatt, manager of the David Protheroe pub in Neath, South Wales, moaned yesterday: At first everyone thought it was funny. Then a bird expert pointed out hes a carrion crow which feeds off dead animals. Weve told all our customers he is banned. If they see him they should chase him off.
Regular Steve Morgan, 31, said: If you nip to the loo you come back and find him supping your beer. Im glad hes been banned. You never know where his beaks been.
Posted by: Fred 2007-07-29 |