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W. Bank: Troops detain 2 Palestinians with shotgun
 IDF troops detained two Palestinians near the West Bank town of Nablus Saturday afternoon.
| "Here, youse! Halt! Get away from dat disco!" |
After noticing suspicious behavior on the part of the Palestinians, the soldiers conducted a search of their belongings, and found a shotgun and ammunition.
"Ahah! A shotgun and ammunition! And what were yez plannin' on doin' wit' deze?"
"We're goin' hunting!"
"Huntin' what?"
"Ummm... Bustards?"
"We don't have a lotta bustards around here. Dey're even more rare in the Starlite Disco, Coffee House & Pizzadrome." |
The Palestinians were taken to Israel.
| "Youse're gonna love the bustard huntin' where you're goin'" |
Posted by: Fred 2007-08-12 |
