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Nobody there but some chickens...
Based on information that a terrorist group was hiding on farms in Al-qassim Region, security forces have combed the sites but found none, an official source at the Ministry of Interior revealed today.
[Knock knock!]
"Any terrorists in there?"
"Nobody here but us chickens!"
"Uhhhh... Hokay. Can I have an egg?"
"Mahmoud! Give him an egg."
In continuation of its chasing and tracking down the wanted and based on information that a group of terrorists was hiding on farms in Riyadh Al-khubaraa, Al-qassim Region, the security force combed those sites but found none, said the source. The source concluded that the Ministry of Interior is continuing its efforts strongly and firmly to apprehend all terrorist cells and whoever contributes to a role in their formation, finance or cover-up.
Posted by: Fred Pruitt 2003-10-12
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=19797