A Rantburg Ramadan Celebration
(With apologies to George Wyle and Sherwood Schwartz)
Now sit right back, and youll hear a tale,
a tale of a huge death cult.
That started in the Middle East
with a pedophilic dolt
The prophet was a savage thug,
his followers washed with sand
They left a trail of blood and death
across the Holy Land, across the Holy Land.
The Christians started getting rough
Jerusalem was lost
Knights Templar took al Aqsa Mosque
El Cid, the Moors he tossed
A tent was pitched on the edge of an unconquered Bedouin pile
With Mohammed
His dozen wives
A camel and a knife
A moon and star
A prayer rug and his Quran
Thats what makes Islam so vile
So this is the tale of the Musselmen,
theyve warred for a long, long time.
Theyve made the very worst of things,
theyve got an uphill climb.
The imams and the mullahs too,
will do their very best
To make Infidels uncomfortable
and war upon the West
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Theyve not invented shit
They wipe their butts with rocks instead
Then beat their wives a bit
For a caliphate, jihad they wage
Like Nazis they sieg heil
Well nuke them back to the stone-age,
because Islams so vile.
Posted by: Zenster 2007-09-29 |