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John Allen Muhammad Speaks!!!
DC Sniper suspect and Screaming Moonbat John Allen Muhammad was going to be his own lawyer, but then changed his mind. Good thing too, if this, his opening statement, was any indication. EFL’d like you wouldn’t believe, read the whole thing.
"...Well, the whole truth. What is the whole truth? The whole truth, what I found out when I asked that is, Don’t take anything away from the truth, which means when we take something away from it, it’s not a whole anymore. If we do that, that’s a lie. If we do that, we are deceiving. What’s nothing but the truth? Well, that means you don’t add nothing to the truth. If we do that, we [are] deceiving. We are telling a lie, so this is why it’s important that we tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But how do we jump from the truth to the whole truth to nothing but the truth when at one time all we had was the truth? Jesus said, "You shall know the truth." He didn’t say you shall know the whole truth and nothing but the truth. The truth. For what happened between that time and this time to where we got to deal with three truths?"
"Um, John?...could you repeat everything after, ’Well, the whole truth’? My pencil broke."
"Babble babble babble babble babble babble babble babble babble babble..."
"...Now, how can that be so? Well, let me give you an example. It’s kind of like this. If I say I don’t like basketball, that’s my opinion. I don’t like basketball. But if someone else come along and says, I like basketball, then in actuality what he just said is what I said, but it’s not the whole truth of what I said. He left something out. Therefore, it cannot be considered the truth. It’s a lie."
"But I don’t like basketball. Therefore, it’s not a lie, you forensic freakin’ wonder..."
"...In the Caribbean we call -- there is two lies that we call. We say it’s a wicked lie and an insane lie. It’s a wicked liar and an insane liar. What’s the difference between a liar who tells the lie and a wicked liar and an insane liar?"
Hint, John - do a mirror check and you’lll get all of those answered.
"...Mr. Muhammad this and Mr. Muhammad that. He took away a lot of people’s rights. We actually thought we had a choice. Dirty glass number one or dirty glass number two and then we were forced — out there I’m sure you all were forced to pick, thinking you really had a choice. Dirty glass number one, dirty glass number two. That’s not a choice. A real choice will be between dirty glass number one or a clean glass; and for the next couple days, the next couple of hours, it is my responsibility to set a clean glass of what really happened on those days alongside this dirty glass; and because it’s the nature of a man to choose and to want to choose what is right, I don’t have to tell anyone that the glass is clean. Just because you want to drink out of a clean glass, you pick it. The only reason you would drink out of a dirty glass is because you thought you had a choice between dirty glass number one and dirty glass number two. You really didn’t have a choice."
Ah...let’s go back to the whole truth thing. It made more sense."
Cheezy hodie! It sounds like James Joyce with a head injury...
Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2003-10-23
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