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If Only Roger Miller were still alive to see his song as life
Drunk, naked man causes I-95 wrecks

BRANDYWINE HUNDRED, Del. -- A naked, drunk man was arrested after he caused three accidents by running into highway traffic, police said.
He was unable to produce a license when asked;"I guess I left it in my other ,discarded, pants officer
Two people stopped to try to help 26-year-old Ardonas Gilbert, who was running naked along the southbound lanes of Interstate 95 on Monday night, but he allegedly cursed at them and punched them, Delaware State Police said.
"Don't look, Ethel."
Gilbert then ran into traffic, causing three separate accidents as motorists tried to avoid him, police said. No one was seriously injured.
But several were treated for hyperventilation due to uncontrolled laughing at the, er, diminutive size of the 'package,'
Gilbert, of Chester, Pa., was charged with two counts of assault and a single count of being drunk on a highway.
No word yet if he is going to be charged with 'inadequate exposure....' If so it will only be a minor offense.
He remained in custody Wednesday. Officials of the Court of Common Pleas in New Castle County said he did not yet have an attorney to speak for him.


Posted by: USN,Ret. 2007-11-22
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