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Family grieves likely death of 18-year-old Emily Sander
A Kansas family is grieving the loss of Emily Sander, a pørn star known as Zoey Zane, following the announcement by police that they've recovered a body that matches the college student's description.

The Wichita Eagle reports this morning that "a Butler County deputy and an El Dorado police officer found a body matching Sander's description at about 2:20 p.m. along U.S. 54 near the Woodson County town of Toronto, 50 miles east of El Dorado. The body was found on the fifth day of a widespread ground search."

The Fort Worth Star-Telegram says about 30,000 people each paid $39.95 a month to look at nüde photos of the teenager.
Sander was last seen Friday leaving a bar with Israel Mireles, a 24-year-old resident alien with ties to Mexico. He is now the subject of an international manhunt. Her family is grieving. "We loved her," grandfather Clem Sander tells the paper.

Police Chief Tom Boren says the public attention that the case has attracted because of Sander's involvement with pørnography is "literally crippling our investigation." He has said that Sander's work for the website isn't believed to have played a role in her disappearance. The Fort Worth Star-Telegram says about 30,000 people each paid $39.95 a month to look at nüde photos of the teenager.

Mireles, the suspect in her disappearance, is said to have relatives in that paper's circulation area who aren't cooperating with detectives.
I wasn't going to go with this story, despite the involvement of the resident alien "with ties to Mexico." (Is he a Messican or not?) But then I saw that 30,000 people were paying $39.95 a month to look at the late Emily nekkid. By my quick calculations, that's something over a million bucks a month just to view her birthday suit. I've hired a team of crack photographers, and they're going to come by tomorrow to take pictures of me in the buff. Having gone through the past few months wondering how I was going to pay the mortgage, I'm looking forward to scraping by on $1,198,500 a month. Big party at my place, soon's that money starts rolling in.

I intend to make it a practice not to get too close to any Messicans, though.

Posted by: Fred 2007-12-01
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