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11 detainees escape from SWA lockup
As many as 11 dangerous accused managed to escape from the lockup of Political Administration here on Sunday. The detainees fled away from the possession of Khasadars at Wana, the headquarter of political administration of South Wazirastan Agency, in the early hours of Sunday.
This should be good...
When a Khasadar opened the door of lockup to give meal to the prisoners for Sehri, the detainees overpowered him, snatched his AK-47 rifle and fled away.
Uhuh. A lockup full of dangerous bad guys, and Mahmoud strolls in carrying a bucket of soup with his AK slung over his shoulder and nobody to cover him. One detainee surrepitiously ties the end of his turban to one of the bars, and then another one sneaks up behind him and pulls his pants down, and a third shoves him over backwards...
On receiving the news pertaining escape of detainees the political agent of SWA Azam Khan taking serious action dismissed the in-charge of lockup Farooq and arrested other seven Kasadars for negligence in duty.
"Pull your pants up and get in the lockup. Might as well use it on you guys, since you let the bad guys get away..."
"Would you untie my turban, chief?"
He appointed Assistant Political Agent Shahab Ali Shah as inquiry officer in this incident.
"I'll get to the bottom of this! Legume! My cape!"
"Yes, effendi!"
Those who were manage to escape from the lockup include Murtaza, Doast Muhammad, Habibullah, Noordai, Ghafar Khan, Khairzaman, Nazam, Gul Muhammad and Faqir.
Posted by: Fred Pruitt 2003-11-10
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=21073