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Police say woman groped Santa
A 33-year-old woman was charged with fourth-degree sexual assault Saturday after allegedly groping a man playing Santa Claus at the Danbury (CT) Fair mall. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, is charged with fourth-degree sexual assault, according to Danbury Detective Lt. Thomas Michael.
"Hey, Santa! Is that your doinker?"
"It's my lap, ain't it?"
Details leading up to the alleged fondling are sketchy. "I don't know what the deal was. It was just bizarre," the mall Santa told a reporter, referring all other questions about the incident to Cherry Hill Photo, the company that runs the Danbury Fair mall Santa photo setup. Cherry Hill Photo did not respond to an e-mail seeking comment.
"I mean, who the hell gropes Santa Claus?"
According to information provided by the Danbury Police Department, officers were dispatched to the mall Saturday at 8:45 p.m. The mall Santa told police that Lamy touched him inappropriately while sitting on his lap.
She was 33 years old. How'd she get in his lap without an invitation?
"The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," Michael said.
"And whaddyou want for Christmas, little girl?... Oh. That? Don't you have a husband?... Well, hurry up. There's a line."
Lamy was also charged with breach of peace. "She must have caused a commotion over there," Michael said.
Made him squeal like a piggy, she did!
Lamy was released on a promise to appear Jan. 3 in Danbury Superior Court. Danbury Fair mall spokeswoman Melissa Eigen called the alleged groping "an isolated incident."
"Yeah. Most of our customers keep their hands in their own laps."
"The safety of our guests and employees is a top priority, and we strive to create a safe and enjoyable shopping environment at all our facilities and Danbury Fair specifically," Eigen said.
Posted by: Fred 2007-12-19
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