Jonah Goldberg: The Hillary Who Stole Christmas
Well, the most disgusting, craven, shameless political ad of the election season has just come out in time for Christmas and, no, its not from Mike Huckabee. Its from Hillary Clinton. . . . Gussied up a bit like Martha Stewart, a chipper Hillary sits on her couch, arranging all of her Christmas presents to put under the tree. Carol of the Bells is playing on a harpsichord in the background. Shes trying to find the right cards to put on the right packages. One is labeled Universal Health Care, another is Alternative Energy, another is Middle Class Tax Breaks. And then the supposedly hilarious kicker. Wringing her hands and furrowing her brow with maternal angst, she exclaims, Where did I put universal pre-K?
And then, scanning the giant pile of presents all for you, the voter, of course a warm smile comes over her face and she says, Ah, there it is! She tucks the card under the ribbon, the music fades away, and the screen turns oddly black with a ghostly and gothic Happy Holidays message. (In fact, theres something about the harpsichord music that gives the whole thing a Vincent Price spookiness.)
Of course, pandering is nothing new in American politics. If there had been any formidable body of cannibals in the country, H.L. Mencken complained of Harry Trumans 1948 presidential campaign, he would have promised to provide them with free missionaries fattened at the taxpayers expense.
Posted by: Mike 2007-12-21 |