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Iran Suffers from Nearsightedness
Attempts to Build World’s Largest LASIC Treatment Facility

In a confidential report Monday, the International Atomic Energy Agency says Iran’s atomic executives have acknowledged that they fired up a pilot laser-enrichment plant late last year and improved the country’s vision enough to now read in the dark enriched tiny amounts of uranium to low levels.

Oh that? That’s just Dr. Khamenei’s new gadget. Call 555-2020 for more information. Never mind all the glowing.
Posted by: rawsnacks 2003-11-20
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=21539