Huckabee's Muzzle Control Problem (fires shotgun over reporters' heads)
This means the muzzle of a shotgun, not a nefarious attempt to muzzle the faithful servants of the fourth estate by gunning them down:
Republican Mike Huckabee took his presidential campaign for a quick pheasant-hunting expedition in Iowa on Wednesday, and at one point, a reporter asked why he hadnt invited sporting enthusiast Dick Cheney along. "Because I want to survive all the way through this," Huckabee replied, in a chuckling dig at the vice presidents accidental shooting of a quail-hunting partner last year.
Any good sportsman, though, couldnt miss a distinctly Cheneyesque moment in the press accounts of the former Arkansas governors morning hunt: At one point, Huckabees party turned toward a cluster of reporters and cameramen and, when they kicked up a pheasant, fired shotgun blasts over the groups heads.
This, friends, is dangerously bad hunting form.
Now, how does this assclown Tankersley know that muzzle control is the problem? There could be any number of reasons that the Huckster missed the media beasts. Maybe hes just a bad shot.
Posted by: Gromomble Oppressor of the Iowans8916 2007-12-29 |