The California Loon
The California loon, Gavia californiana, is found worldwide, but clustered around college campuses and newspaper headquarters, although scattered all around.

Voice: "Kumbaya" song and whiny callnotes.

Behavior: Takes up morally repulsive causes. Supports Socialists and the Palestinians but would die out if they won. Often try to brainwash people into California loons.

Breeding notes: They reproduce by brainwashing.

Population: Abundant in Europe, Canada, and the US Pacific coast. Fairly common to common elsewhere.

Conservation: Not of special concern, although their brains are often cuckoo hosts.