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UN Hires Animal Envoy?
EFL/Hat tip to WorldNetDaily
Area horse owners, especially those around Echo Lake, may want to keep a close eye on their equine companions after two recent instances of abuse and theft. A naked (our new UN envoy for animals) man was found having intercourse with a horse in a stable on McCaffery Road around 6:30 a.m. on Nov. 17. Flathead County Sheriff Jim Dupont said the man, still nude, fled on hoove and foot when the owner of the horse entered the stable.
"He left his boots, bridle, and a bottle of hand lotion behind," Dupont said.
When he appeared for a vote on the floor of the UN he was breathing heavily, naked, and had really smooth hands.
Posted by: Dragon Fly 2003-11-25
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=21761