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Lohan in morgue over drunk driving
No, no...it's not what you think. They haven't gotten that strict.
Troubled Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has been sent to a morgue as part of her punishment for a drink-driving offence. The 21-year-old star has also spent two months in rehabilitation and done some community service, her lawyer Blair Berk said at a hearing in Los Angeles on her progress toward fulfilling the terms of her plea bargain.
Yeah yeah yeah, can I go now? I got stuff to do...
Her two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered programme to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving.
Maybe she'll see her career while she's down there...
She must also spend two days working in a hospital accident and emergency department.
Grey Goose! STAT!!
Lohan, the star of The Parent Trap and Herbie: Fully Loaded, was arrested twice last year on drink-driving charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanour drunken driving and cocaine charges. She has already served 84 minutes in jail as part of the plea deal.
84 minutes? Ya couldn't even get a decent jail tat in 84 minutes...
Posted by: tu3031 2008-01-18
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=220018