Suicide bomber straps on his explosives. Leaves house. Trips over, falls down stairs
A would-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.
Silence! I kill you!
It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.
As a suicide bomber, have you had training?
'Of course. We had suicide bomber training camp.'
Is that a nice facility?
'It used to be.'
What happened?
'New GUY ....'
Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said. The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.
Never did fix that loose paver, did they ... | Achmed, the dead terrorist's brother, apparently: Silence!
Posted by: Mizzou Mafia 2008-01-24 |