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McRage: Would you like mayonnaise with that burger?
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A woman who ran down a McDonald’s restaurant manager after she didn’t get mayonnaise on her cheeseburger was sentenced to 10 years in prison Thursday for aggravated assault.
Now, in prison, she will enjoy limitless mayonnaise.
Waynetta Nolan, 37, has said she didn’t mean to run over Sherry Jenkins, who was dragged across the burger chain’s parking lot during the incident and broke her pelvis.
‘The next thing I noticed was mayonnaise all over my windshield and hood. I couldn’t see a thing. Nope. Nothing, Had, nooooo idea I was dragging McManager across the lot!’
After ordering at the drive-thru April 23, Nolan became angry when she was told the restaurant’s cheeseburgers didn’t come with mayonnaise. Witnesses said she threw the burger back through the drive-thru window.
That’ll teach um!
The manager offered her another burger but the lardass troll Nolan then complained about her french fries and drink. When she couldn’t pacify her customer, the manager called police and was told to take down the woman’s license plate number. When she went outside, Nolan hit her with her car.
Beep, Beep!
Nolan testified she was startled by a car horn, accelerated and accidentally hit Jenkins.
Then hers lips fell off, her legs swelled like mellons (from the salt) and her hand fell off in the mayonnaise jar. I mean really. If you are going to enjoy a cheeseburger, everyone knows the key is ketchup, not mayonnaise.
Posted by: Dragon Fly 2003-12-05
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=22264