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Well Met
Put your website here:
BILLY CRYSTAL
(whispering to RANTBURG.COM)
What can I say to make her love me?
RANTBURG.COM
(whispering back)
However Umar ibn Khattab was certainly fanatical enough to burn anything that had survived.
BILLY CRYSTAL shrugs and dutifully whispers this in KATE WINSLETâs ear
KATE WINSLET
(swooning)
I love you, BILLY CRYSTAL
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INT. BILLY CRYSTAL AND KATE WINSLETâS WEDDING
RANTBURG.COM is making a wedding toast.
RANTBURG.COM
We have to destroy Wahabism - totally, completely, irreversibly.
WEDDING GUESTS
Hear, hear.
RANTBURG.COM
Truly a craven and lewd performance by both - not to mention disingenuous and dishonest.
Posted by: Brian 2003-12-07 |
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