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Crack Found in Man's Buttocks
Well, duh!

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

I heard a B-52s song parody on morning drive radio several years ago that seems appropriate:

There's a construction worker by the side of the road
Showin' fifteen inches of
Buuuuut Craaak! . . .

Posted by: Mike 2008-02-04
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=223727