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Mugabe quits Commonwealth
Almost as much of a surprise as "Palestinians fail to agree on truce plan." EFL.
Zimbabwe quit the Commonwealth in dramatic fashion last night after the 54-nation grouping resolved to extend sanctions against Robert Mugabe’s government for violating the group’s democratic values. Mr Mugabe told leaders of Jamaica, Nigeria and South Africa that he did not accept a Commonwealth decision to prolong Zimbabwe’s suspension from the group until the country mended its ways. "Accordingly, Zimbabwe has withdrawn its membership from the Commonwealth with immediate effect," said a government statement.
"And no, the door won’t hit me in the ass!"
The statement said the three leaders called Mr Mugabe in order to try to persuade him not to quit, but Mr Mugabe was adamant that there was no point in Harare remaining. It said Mr Mugabe had told them: "Anything that you agree on Zimbabwe which is short of this position [ending suspension], no matter how sweetly worded, means Zimbabwe is still a subject of the Commonwealth. This is unacceptable. This is it - it’s quits, and quits it will be."
I have this funny feeling that they won’t be gone long, though Bob might be.
Mr Mugabe, who was not invited to the weekend summit at which the subject of Zimbabwe dominated, had vowed earlier last week to quit the grouping, which he described as an "Anglo-Saxon unholy alliance".
Just like Nigeria, Jamaica and South Africa.
Zimbabwe was first suspended from the Commonwealth in March 2002, after Mr Mugabe was denounced for stealing rigging his own re-election and murdering persecuting opponents. The issue had threatened to split the Commonwealth along racial lines, but the body managed to forge a compromise at its Nigeria summit, appointing a seven-nation panel to monitor Zimbabwe’s progress towards improved democratic values.
Step one: remove Bob.
In a display of regional solidarity, the South African president, Thabo Mbeki, had argued that Zimbabwe’s continued suspension was proving counter-productive and should be lifted immediately. He eventually bowed to the majority view, though only after Tony Blair appeared to exert pressure on the South African leader to give way by allowing officials to identify publicly who was blocking a deal.
"Hey! Turn that light off!"
South Africa believes that Zimbabwe is the victim of double standards that have seen Pakistan, also suspended since the Musharraf military coup, treated more lightly because of its importance to the US-led war on terrorism.
Well duh.
Mr Blair repeatedly claimed: "This isn’t a black-white issue", pointing to support for the majority line from Kenya, Ghana, Gambia and the Carribean. He argued that Pakistan was making progress of a sort, if you don’t look too closely while Zimbabwe was "getting worse".
And it hasn’t hit bottom.

Actually, Zim did hit bottom. Bob just kept right on tunneling...

Posted by: Steve White 2003-12-08
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=22374