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Dope Doing Dope Detained
German police charged a man with drugs possession after officers spotted a small quantity of heroin concealed in his ear when he entered a police station to check if he was on their wanted list. "Hi, am I wanted for anything?" "Why do you ask?" "Iâm sorry, youâll have to speak up, Iâve got dope in my ear." "YA, ASSUME THE POSITION, DUMBKOFF!" "I suppose he may have heard he was wanted for some offence and just wanted to see if the police had anything on him," Volker Pieper, a spokesman for police in the central city of Kassel, said Tuesday. "It didnât go quite as he had planned." As the 33-year-old man, a known drug abuser, questioned police, an officer noticed a suspicious lump stuck in his ear which turned out to be a gram of heroin, said Pieper. Police confiscated the drug before filing charges. As soon as they stopped laughing. Posted by: Steve 2003-12-10 |
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