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Phone Text Message Costs Man His Penis
A jealous wife cut off her sleeping husbandâs penis after finding a text message from another women on his mobile phone, a newspaper reported Friday.Ah yes, another one of those gentle, submissive asian women. Antonio Llanesiras, 30, was being treated at the Pasay City General Hospital. Surgeons there saw little chance of reattaching the plumberâs severed organ, which was brought in by the wife carefully wrapped in a piece of cloth, according to the Manila Standard. Insert your favorite plumber - snaking pipe joke here. It wasnât immediately clear if charges will be filed against the woman. Tony violated the second rule of cheating, giving the girlfriend his home phone number. Thatâs what the office phone is for. Posted by: Steve 2003-12-12 |
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