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Baath party announces capture of its secretary general by biological effects
Stop the presses!
In a statement published on the Internet site, the Baath Arab Socialist Party announces that its Secretary General, Saddam Hussein, was held captive in the hands of the American occupation forces with the help "of traitors," stressing "continued" resistance against occupation. A statement by the party’s political leadership said that the American occupation forces were able, with the help of "puppet traitors" to launch an operation against certain areas of Salah Eddine governorate during the movement (travel) of its secretary general (Saddam Hussein).
Huzzza! The puppets are on our side now!
The statement explained conditions of arresting the former Iraqi President without a fight, stressing that the American forces were able in an operation to capture "comrade, the secretary of the Iraq’s region for the Baath party on Saturday before midnight." The Baath party, which ruled Iraq for 35 years reiterated that "brave armed resistance will not stop, rather continue." The statement added that the "great challenge which the secretary general will face in the concentration camp will add more heroism for his achievements."
Amazing, his PR team is still on the job. Oh, and I have no idea what the hell "biological effects" have to do with his capture. Unless they smelled him down in that hole, he did look pretty ripe.
Posted by: Steve 2003-12-16
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=22839