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Woman sues after hula skirt bursts into flames
A woman who says she suffered second- and third-degree burns when her hula skirt burst into flames at a tiki party has sued the mail-order company she bought it from.
Damn! I hate it when that happens!
Autumn Cobb, 27, states in the lawsuit filed Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court that the raffia hula skirt she purchased from the Oriental Trading Co. catalog was ``dangerous ... and unduly and excessively flammable.'' The action seeks unspecified monetary damages. The skirt went up in flames as Cobb walked by a tiki torch at a theme party in June, her attorney said.
Ummm... Hula skirt... Used to be known as a "grass skirt"... Tiki torch... AKA "fire"... I think I might know what your problem is...
She suffered burns on her buttocks, thighs and right hand, according to attorney Scott Mann.
"Elwood! Lookidat! Her buttocks are on fire!"
"Yeah, Hubert! And so's her ass!"
The skirt had an elastic waistband that was ``difficult or impossible'' to remove when exposed to heat, Mann said.
Perhaps because what it was holding up was on fire?
An after-hours call seeking comment from the Omaha, Neb.-based novelty company was not immediately returned.
"Please call back during normal business hours. This is a recording."
Mann said his client's medical bills have exceeded $100,000. Cobb still needs ``a few more surgeries,'' but has returned to work, Mann said.
Posted by: Fred Pruitt 2003-12-16
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=22841