Top 10 reasons Clinton/Obama ticket would never work
Boston Herald
10. Obama has trouble giving speeches with knives in his back.
9. Combined slogan would be Change we can believe in because its change, did I mention change?
8. Bill would keep asking why Obama Girls not on White House staff.
7. Would mean endless radio play of smarmy Paul McCartney/Stevie Wonder ditty Ebony and Ivory.
6. At Cleveland debate, Hillary only offered Obama pillow when he actually wanted La-Z-Boy recliner.
5. Oprah says theres only room for one woman with a single name.
4. Americans cant decide which middle name they find more objectionable - Hussein or Rodham.
3. His good looks, her brains - together they make Mitt Romney.
2. Media cant decide who to suck up to more.
1. One word: Obamary
Posted by: Mike 2008-03-07 |