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52 arrested in raid on whorehouse club
ISLAMABAD: Police raided a whorehouse guesthouse-cum-club in F-10/3 Saturday night leading to the arrest of 52 people including 20 hookers women, some of them imported totty foreign nationals, and three MPs-elect.
... who were conducting a secret investigation into sin and iniquity in the city that was thrown off track by the untimely police raid, natch.
Police said there had been reports in recent days of the club being used for illegal activities, which was also creating a stench and a pestilence problems for the area residents. Being a weekend, the club, the Cat House,
Heh heh...
was at its peak activity
"Yeeeeee-haw!"
when a police team headed by Magistrate Muhammad Liaquat Abbasi and Deputy Superintendent of Police (DSP) Farhat Abbas Kazmi conducted the raid.
"It's a raid!"
[Shriek!]
"Up against the wall, Fatty!"
"Do you know who I am?"
"Heh heh. Yeah. Heh heh."
The club owner, Zafar Iqbal Shahid, was also arrested.
"Into the paddy wagon wit' yez, Zafar! You, too, Tootsie!"
"Can I have my underwear, please? It's cold!""
He was found monitoring from his office the action going on inside the club through a closed-circuit camera.
"Yes! Yes! Lay dat pipe!"
[Knock knock!]
"Who is it?"
[CRASH!] "It's the cops! Open up!"
Judicial Magistrate Hidayatullah granted bail to all the women, including six Chinese nationals, under the Women Protection Bill.
"After interviewing the women in my chambers, I'm... uhhh... inclined to grant bail. To all of them."
"Heh heh."
"Stop snickering, Mr. Bailiff!"
MPs released: Prominent among those arrested were an MNA and two MPAs-elect. They were released shortly afterwards by Shalimar police.
"Awright, yer excellencies. Youse can go!"
"Lemme have my high hat back!"
"Naw. We're keepin' it as a souvenir!"
"And my champagne?"
"We [hic!] dishposed o' the evidence for youse!"
"And Miss Ah-toi's shoe?"
"Patrolman Mahmoud ate it."
Police said they had recovered 44 bottles of imported liquor and 88 bottles of beer besides three guns and ammunition.
'Yersh! Them high hatters got good taste in booze, you betcha!"
Senior Superintendent of Police (SSP) Syed Kaleem Imam told Daily Times on Sunday that following complaints from residents, a notice was served on the owner asking him to shut down the club. “Since he paid no heed to the notice, considering the residents’ problems, we took action,” Imam said, adding that the six Chinese popsies women would now be deported. Earlier, the authorities had deported 13 Chinese acrobats women.
Posted by: Fred 2008-03-10
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=232472