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Al Qaeda letter gives U.S. an ultimatum
EFLALBUQUERQUE, NM (Talon News) -- A letter to the Bush administration from an alleged representative of al Qaeda and the Islamic Jihad Brigade Black Death Squad makes reference to a document supposedly sent to the White House last week that contained a laundry list of requirements for the government. Less starch, better creasing, perhaps? The most recent warning reads in part (sic), "Donât ever think that your âorange alertâ system will help you although you know very well that even âsevere is less than the situation you are in.â Nothing will help you but delivering our demands and as soon as possible. Your arrogance and childish acts of dictatorship are leading you directly to the cave of darkness." Would that be Osamaâs new hangout? "We have not seen a single step that reflects any logic thinking of any sort, nor clear and wise decisions, and no fast actions." Nope, nope, nope. Us âMericans have no plan whatsoever. Pass it on. Youâre fooling yourself and the American people, making them believe that you can defend them, when you know very well that youâre totally helpless." Thatâs us - all turban, no jihad. Ignore that smell from Tora Bora. In a portion of the letter addressed directly to President Bush, letter writer Daleel Almojahid (an alleged al Qaeda operative) wrote in part, "Are you really still wondering if we have weapons of mass destruction? Why are you lying to your people, Bush? Tell them what you know, we bet you to tell them what you and the administration know. Tell them ... âwe have been losing all the wars with al Qaeda since they ever started.â Tell them that al Qaeda is simply unbeatable!" "Somebody hold me ..." (SOB) The alleged demands made in last weekâs letter from the same individual included a demand that the United States cease "invading" Islamic lands anywhere in the world and return all "stolen" Muslim money, "in gold not in any kind of money note." But a check or Paypal will do just dandy. Other demands read (sic), "The returning of the old borders known to you and we press on the northern borders, the release of all our prisoners in your jails whom you know and we know only. The dismantle of the so called (United Nations and its council) in an international decision." Dismantle the UN? Man, that may be something that even Rantburgers can agree on. Another portion of the letter read in part, "(sic), "We will give you a prior few minutes notice before our blessed attack so that you will be able to watch your destruction with your own satellite, as we would be by then have passed the skies of the seventh sky to heaven and your nation to the fires of hell." Glad theyâll be giving us the heads up. I would hate to sleep through the armageddon. Posted by: Baltic Blog 2003-12-29 |
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