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Man Had Sex With Picnic Table
You Just Can't Make This Sh*t Stuff Up
BELLEVUE, Ohio — Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.
Eeeewwwwwww. At least he called the table the next morning cleaned the table afterward.
Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.
Snipped section with description of deed. There is such a thing as too much information....
During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.
I take it he lives alone? (And likely to stay that way)
Price faces four counts of public stupidity indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.
Wonder how he explained this to Mom when he called her up to come bail him out?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2008-03-29
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=235404