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Israeli Troops Battle Giant Rats (no, for real)
Israeli soldiers stationed in the tense West Bank city of Hebron have recently been battling an enemy they define as more scary then Palestinian militants: enormous rats.
I repeat, not "(demo)’Rats)
The rats, lured by ISM activists piles of garbage in Hebron’s streets, have become so daring they have even infiltrated military barracks and bitten at least two heavily armed combat soldiers - one in the ear and the other on the lip, the Israeli newspaper Maariv reported.
In Vietnam, the rats were so big we took potshots at them with our .45s. They just gave us their evil, taunting rat-laugh and threw the bullets back at us, so we got out the M-79s and LAWS. That way, we could shut them up with just a few solid hits, usually no more than 3 or 4. The powers that be frowned on this sort of thing, but it helped pass the time.
The rodents have grown so large that soldiers are calling them the Hebrew equivalent of "crats" due to their increasing similarity to the female peace protestors stray cats, Maariv reported. The army declined to comment on the reported injuries to soldiers. It released a statement saying it is dealing with the problem with pesticides and traps, and that it is trying to coordinate garbage collection with the Palestinian Authority. "In the past few weeks the rats have been more frightening then the terrorists," one unidentified soldier quoted by Maariv said.
Only if you’re a strong young guy with a rifle, rather than a kid or an old lady on a bus.
Hebron is divided into Palestinian and Israeli-controlled zones. Israeli soldiers guard the Jewish enclaves, where about 450 settlers live, surrounded by 130,000 Palestinians. Friction between the two communities is frequent. Hebron Mayor Mustafa Natche said garbage sometimes piles up in the Israeli-controlled area of the city for several days before Palestinian garbage collectors receive permission from the army to enter and clear it away. "This is, of course, affecting the health of Israelis and Palestinians living in the area," Natche said.
"So does bombing and sniping, but that is a religious obligation," he continued.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2003-12-31
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=23602