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Woman Stabs Husband During Fight Over Hot Dogs For Dinner
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- A 28-year-old woman in Orange County stabbed her husband during a fight that sparked over having hot dogs for dinner, according to a sheriff's office report. Officers said Alfreda Van Bladel apparently had prepared a dinner for her husband, Anton, that consisted of hot dogs. Hot dogs? She made him hot dawgs? Oh, the heartless bitch! At some point, the man snatched the plate of hot dogs from his wife's hands, the report said. Well, yeah. I mean, what else could he have done? The action prompted the woman to stab her husband in the shoulder with a steak knife, according to authorities. "Put the knife down, Alfreda! I'm a-warnin' yew!" Anton Van Bladel then alleged grabbed a handgun and pointed it at the woman's head and said he was going to kill her. "Die, boiler of dawgs! [KERBLAMMO!]" "Y'missed me, ass splatter! [LUNGE!]" Both a knife and a handgun were recovered from the couple's home. "I need that knife back! I hain't made the sallid yet!" "Ah needs m'gun back, too!" "Fer what? The salad?" "No! I missed the bitch!" The husband and wife were arrested and face several charges in connection with the incident, including aggravated battery and aggravated assault. Why'd they do that? Posted by: Fred 2008-04-08 |
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