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Ninjas pepper strippers with pink paintballs
Another sensless Florida strip joint ninja paintball shooting...BOYNTON BEACH Three men dressed in black walked into Platinum Gold strip club on the city's southeast side Sunday night and started shooting exotic dancers with paintball guns, police said. It was Sunday. It was quiet in Boynton Beach. We were working the nightwatch out of the Ninja Paintball Strip Joint Shooting Task Force... The men, along with an afternoon-shift dancer and another woman who had been arguing with a manager when the shooters showed up, all fled the club at 3675 S. Federal Hwy. before police got there about 11:15 p.m. Damn! They're always one step ahead of us!! Officers rushed in to discover three dancers, ages 28, 44 and 51, peppered with pink paintballs and covered in circular bruises. City paramedics treated the dancers in the club. C'mon, guys. Help grandma out too. Oh. Sorry... Surveying the rest of the club, they noticed several broken, paint splattered mirrors and a bar top stained in a patchwork of flamingo splotches. So what's your take, Muldoon? I think that stripper likes me. After investigating, police came to suspect the three men paintballed the dance club on behalf of the afternoon-shift dancer, who became angry after the manager refused to exchange her "funny money" for cash earlier in the day, police said. So who's in town, the North Koreans or the Gaza Chamber of Commerce? After the attack, both the dancer and the other woman drove from the club in a green mini van, police said. What that has to do with anything, I do not know... Posted by: tu3031 2008-04-14 |
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