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Museveni says he’s beaten the LRA once and for all
Uganda’s President Yoweri Museveni claimed on Thursday that government troops had "decisively defeated" rebels of the Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA) and vowed the group’s leader, Joseph Kony, would soon be killed. "The Kony terror in the northeast has been defeated decisively," said Museveni in his New Year address to the nation. "Given the improved equipment of the UPDF (Ugandan army), it is only a matter of time before the UPDF kills (rebel leaders) Vincent Otti and Kony just as we killed many of the bandit leaders," said Museveni.
Yeah. And my hair's growing back. And my waistline's getting smaller...

Posted by: Dan Darling 2004-01-02
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