Metaphor alert: there's hogs in the bilges, Skipper!
Denis Boyles, National Review's "Media Blog"
You always know you're reading a blue-state paper when the metaphors start going to seed. From The New York Times, here's Roger Cohen, a man who no doubt farms as well as he sails, attempting to dismiss the allegations of biofuel critics:
Most of this, to borrow a farm image, is hogwash and bilge.
Whose farm? Anyway, get the pigs out of the bass boat and you'll be more convincing, Roger.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna hoist the sow on the mizzen and go set crab pots on the back forty 'fore the layin' hens get washed overboard.
Posted by: Mike 2008-04-24 |