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Study: Dong Flogging Masturbation May Prevent Prostate Cancer
 Men who frequently whack the old pud masturbate appear to have a lower risk of developing prostate cancer, Australian researchers reported. Researchers from the Cancer Council of Victoria found that men who stretch the baloney masturbated more than five times each week were one-third less likely to develop the cancer.
"Elwood! What are you doing in there?"
"Cancer prevention, Mom!" |
The study surveyed 1,000 men who developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who did not, and all were between the ages of 20 and 50, according to a report on Monday on the gay and lesbian news site PlanetOut. Researchers told the BBC last week that the prostate produces one of the fluids involved in ejaculation and that frequent masturbation appears to flush out carcinogens.
"Elwood! What was that noise?"
"My carcinogens flushing, Mom!"
"Well, make sure you clean up after yourself! Last time your father slipped in your carcinogens and almost broke his back!" |
Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because it increases the risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could raise the risk of cancer, the Web site reported.
| "Put that thing away, before somebody catches cancer!" |
Posted by: Fred 2008-04-24 |
