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Top 9 Things That Muslims Dont Like
 Michelle Malkin opines on the website Stuff White People Like, and wonders aloud if theres potential in a website dedicated to Stuff Muslims Dont Like.To help, heres TNOYFs list of the Top 9 Things That Muslims Dont Like. 9. That recurring nightmare where they are in front of a million screaming jihadists with an American flag and a box of damp matches. 8. When a cranky rotator cuff produces inaccurate, sidearm-hurling at stonings. 7. Matzo and Brisket Day in the jihadist cafeteria. 6. The inexplicable failure of consumer electronics companies to recognize the marketing opportunity for blood-resistant video cameras. 5. That dark day in history when, due to a bizarre genetic mutation and Allahs sick sense of humor, women suddenly developed the ability to make sound. 4. Nosebleed end-zone seats at the soccer stadium for the weekly execution festival. 3. Landing gear. 2. Discovering that the peculiar odor in the house was an infidel head taken as a souvenir by your son and hidden beneath his not-so-secret stash of Camel Love Quarterly. 1. Spending several hours tracking the enticing sounds of an injured baby goat through a cave only to find it was that ventriloquist prankster, Abdul. Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-05-10 |
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