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Bradley has the right-of-way - Cool Rake job
Hello Boss, this is Haji, Muji and I are going to be late again. Let me explain.I took yesterday's damaged borrowed taxi to Farouk's Autobody and VBIED Shop. This is the same place I took my damaged car. He said since I had two cars in the shop I qualified for the Frequent Fender-bender program and got a free loaner. After we removed the 155 rounds there was plenty of room so I picked up Muji on my way to work. By the way his Al Sadr Teeth Browning Kit worked well. Muji's teeth now are a perfect match with his goat's teeth. We were making good time on the Avenue of the 72 Virgins when we came to the intersection of Paradise Boulevard. Here we had a little fender bender with an Infidel in a Bradley. He didn't stop, but he yelled something that sounded like "Get the Farouk out of the way". How did he know I was driving one of Farouk's cars? Other infidels yelled as they passed, things like "Cool Rake Job" and "lowered front ends were big in the fifties". Boss, can you have the company truck pick us up tomorrow. I don't think I can get any more cars. Oh, and by the way, I think Muji and I are going to be on German TV. Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-05-21 |
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