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Pigeon-Robbin'
IN Nigeria things are happening.Motor bike Taxi drivers from Gwagwalada, a small locality close to Abuja in the middle of Nigeria, have gathered to protest against a client they accuse of using pigeons to steal penises. The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the suspects last victim is a 35 year old Motor Bike Taxi driver named Musa Abubakar. The suspect denies all accusations. Abubakar claims Mohammed Maaji had stolen his family jewels with the help of a white spiritual pigeon hidden in his bag. This spiritual pigeon was wearing a small black tie around its neck. I drove this man to three different places. On our way back to our point of departure, he squeezed his legs tightly around me which made feel sick and weak immediately. I therefore stopped riding to have a look in my trousers and it was gone! Says Mohammed Maaji: I already have one, what do you want me to do with his?..It is likely that Abubakar lost his penis yesterday evening with a woman. The local transport union of motoclyclists have threatened to take the case to court if the pigeon does not give back the missing penis to its owner. Image of a pigeon with top hat, black tie and tails. Posted by: Anonymoose 2008-05-28 |
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