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Haji and Muji move to the Burbs
Hi Boss, this is Haji. I finally got my car back from Farouks Auto-Body and VBIED Shop. I think he did a great job. Muji thinks it's too Farouked up.Anyway, Muji and I decided to move to my Uncle Naji's in the Burbs. We need to get away from all the car vandalism in the city. Of course, Muji would not move without bringing his goat. At first this presented a problem because the complementary 155MM shells Farouk installed in the back seat left no room for Muji's goat. We solved this problem by donating the shells to the local Al-Kaboomie Home for Retired Suicide Bombers. They are giong to use them for anvils in their vocational training sheet metal shop. Well, we proceeded to Uncle Naji's. He has made us most welcome, but refuses to let Muji bring his goat into the house. We decided to leave the goat in the car last night. Wouldn't you know it when we got up this morning some pranksters had hidden my car in the bushes. We found the car OK, but can't find Muji's goat. We can hear if faintly calling but we can't find it. We'll be late for work but Uncle Naji is loaning us his Mercedes. Do you know of a place where we can get it detailed. That's the least we can do to repay him for his hospitality. Insha'Allan Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-06-11 |
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