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Haji and Muji's Excellent Adventure: Uncle Naji's Mercedes
Hi boss, this is Haji, Muji and I are going to be late for work tomorrow.We took your advice and went to Al-Hose-ni's Car Wash and Camel Grooming Center to get Uncle Naji's Mercedes detailed. It is a real good place with absolutely no brushes. They washed the car from bumper to bumper. They used only natural Camel Dung sponges and they used recycled water that would have normally gone to the broken Treatment Plant. It's a real "Green" operation, or should I say 'Brown". After we finished we still had some time to kill so we went to the Farouk Up Towne Outlet Mall. We found a great parking place way in the back next to the Damascus Dumpster, a real low nick factor parking slot. There was a funny pointed sign with Infidel graffiti on it. Do you know what "Route Tampa Detour" means? In the Mall we checked out the Factory Outlet for Suicide Vests. You know, unless you look real close you don't notice the missing ball bearings or broken wires. Muji wanted to cruise the windows at Fatima Secret, he gets turned on looking at the mannequins dressed in push up Burqas. We stopped by Kabob Bell for for a quick bite and then returned to the car. Well, I can tell you we were really pissed. That detail job we got at Al-Hose-ni's did not last. Posted by: GolfBravoUSMC 2008-06-12 |
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