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Hamas set off massive Gaza blast
The armed wing of Hamas has admitted that a massive explosion in the Gaza Strip on Thursday was caused by militants preparing an armed operation.
"Oops! Sorry! Our bad!"
Seven people, including a four-month-old baby were killed in the blast, in Beit Lahiya, in the north of the strip. Hamas had initially blamed the explosion on an Israeli air strike and responded with rocket fire, but Israel denied any involvement.
"Wudn't us."
Egypt is currently trying to broker a truce between Israel and Hamas.
Which apparently hasn't happened yet, since this wouldn't fall under the terms of most truces...
Israel said on Wednesday that it would support Egypt's efforts but instructed the army to prepare for possible military action in Gaza if they failed.
"Moshe, we're negotiating a truce with Hamas!"
"Yessir!"
"Order more ammunition!"
'Preparing operation'
"Members of the Ezzedine al-Qassam Brigades were trying to prepare for a Jihad operation," the Hamas movement's armed wing said in a statement.
"Awright, boyz! Gather 'round and I'll show youse how to wire up an explosive! Woman, move this stuff off the kitchen table!"
The statement said six members of the brigades were killed in the blast, as well as the four-month-old baby of one of the militants.
"I'll just take the baby next door while you're..."
"No, no! Leave the child! Can't start learnin' this stuff too young, y'know!"
About 50 people were wounded, among them 15 children, Palestinian medics say.
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ouch!"
"Golly! Is that how it's done? I'm glad I learned that!"
"How old are you, kid?"
"Ten."
The blast destroyed a house and damaged about 10 neighbouring homes.
"That does it! I'm complaining to the community association!"
On Thursday, Hamas militants fired dozens of rockets into Israel. A 59-year-old woman was seriously wounded in the barrage.
"Take that, middle aged Zionist lady!"
In other violence on Thursday, an Israeli air strike on a refugee camp in Gaza killed three Hamas militants and four other militants were killed in various clashes.
Posted by: Fred 2008-06-13
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=241667