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Top Ten Communist Jokes
The winners of a contest by The Times (of London.) Some of these are older than dirt, and I'm sure Rantburgers can do better. But I did like this one:Stalin decides to go out one day and see what it's really like for the workers, so he puts on a disguise and sneaks out of the Kremlin. After a while he wanders into a cinema. When the film has finished, the Soviet Anthem plays and a huge picture of Stalin appears on the screen. Everyone stands up and begins singing, except Stalin, who smugly remains seated. A minute later a man behind him leans forwards and whispers in his ear: "Listen Comrade, we all feel exactly the same way you do, but trust me, it's a lot safer if you just stand up." Posted by: Matt 2008-06-21 |
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