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Global Warming: Is there anything it doesn't cause
 Global warming may increase kidney stonesSo, boys and girls, what'll it be today? Baldness? I was wondering about that ... Ummmmm...engine knock? Painful rectal itch? Johnson, run it through the "Global Warming causes generator". And our answer is...kidney stones. WASHINGTON (AFP) - More Americans are likely to suffer from kidney stones in the coming years as a result of global warming, according to researchers at the University of Texas. Our preliminary results tell us that this merits more grant mone...errrrrrrr...study. Kidney stones, which are formed from dissolved minerals in the urine and can be extremely painful, are often caused by caused by dehydration, either by not drinking enough liquid or losing too much due to high heat conditions. So...dehydration causes kidney stones? If global warming trends continue as projected by the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change in 2007, the United States can expect as much as a 30 percent growth in kidney stone disease in some of its driest areas, said the findings published in Monday's Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. The increased incidence of disease would represent between 1.6 million and 2.2 million cases by 2050, costing the US economy as much as one billion dollars in treatment costs. Not to mention billions of dollars in research grants. "This study is one of the first examples of global warming causing a direct medical consequence for humans," said Margaret Pearle, professor of urology at University of Texas Southwestern and senior author of the paper."When people relocate from areas of moderate temperature to areas with warmer climates, a rapid increase in stone risk has been observed. This has been shown in military deployments to the Middle East for instance." So...Bush causes kidney stones? The lead author of the research, Tom Brikowski, compared kidney stone rates with UN forecasts of temperature increases and created two mathematical models to predict the impact on future populations. Well, if the UN says so. They're never wrong... One formula showed an increase in the southern half of the country, including the already existing "kidney stone belt" of the southeastern states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee. So people in areas where people get kidney stones will see more kidney stones? Wow. The other showed that the increase would be concentrated in the upper Midwest. Or the east. Or the north. Maybe the southwest. "Similar climate-related changes in the prevalence of kidney-stone disease can be expected in other stone belts worldwide," the study said. So kidney stones will continue to occur in areas where people get kidney stones? Damn fine research, if ya ask me. Posted by: tu3031 2008-07-15 |
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