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Pizza clerk surprised to find robber is her dad
DENTON, Texas - Police said they will not file charges against a clerk whose parents and husband were charged with robbing the pizza restaurant where she worked, officials said. Police said the clerk didn't know they planned to rob the Pizza Patron Friday night. "Hi, welcome to Pizza Patron, will this be take out or dine in?""Dis'll be take out, as in take da money out of da cash register an' fork it over 'fore I fills ya fulla lead." While the robbery was in progress, the clerk discovered her father was the robber when another clerk struck him, "Take that, you vile rapscallion!" "OW!" knocking him out THUD! and knocking off his wig and sunglasses. "OMG, that's, like, my Dad! Wearing Granny's wig! This is like, totally embarassing!" He was later apprehended after witnesses followed the getaway pickup. "Hey, that's my Mom's F150!" "Your family is, like, majorly dysfunctional--I mean, like, hell-oooo! Paging Doctor Phil, stat!" "You're tellin' me!" "Her husband told us she didn't know. He knew they were going to rob someplace but he thought it was going to be a convenience store," police Sgt. James Brett said in a story in Monday's online editions of the Denton Record-Chronicle. . . . Posted by: Mike 2008-07-18 |
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