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Suspect hides in trash compactor with predictable results
Bet she won't do that again.DELTA TWP. - "It was a fairly minor crime with a fairly major consequence." The crime: shoplifting The consequences: Death! Those were the words of Eaton County Undersheriff Fred McPhail, describing a series of events Monday morning that led from the theft of less than $500 worth of children's clothing to a woman being crushed in a trash compactor. Police were called at about 10:15 a.m. Monday by an employee of the Goodwill Store on West Saginaw Highway who said a woman was screaming, stuck inside the trash compactor, which was on at the time. The compactor is located behind the store. Okay. Sir? Seeing how a woman is screaming in it, you might want to shut it off. That woman, Tyree Monique Tate, 26 of Delta Township, was extracted and transported to a nearby hospital, where she died Tuesday morning. Preliminary autopsy reports list the cause of death as multiple crush injuries. Bring the broom and dustpan, Muldoon. Tate and the other woman, whom McPhail said is Tate's sister, took children's clothing valued at less than $500, police said. Police have not recovered the merchandise. Ah. It was "for the children". "It's probably one of the most unusual things I've heard about in my 20-plus years of law enforcement, and a tragic one at that," McPhail said. Saints be praised, it twas a terrible occurence, me boyo... At 9:54 a.m., police received a call advising them of a shoplifting in progress at a TJ Maxx store in the Lansing Mall. Two women had fled from TJ Maxx after spraying a store security officer in the face with a pepper spray to get away, according to Michael Cook, general manager of the mall. Pure as the driven snow, they wuz... The two crossed Saginaw Highway to the Goodwill store. They stopped at the store's large, green trash compactor, designed to be fed from the store's rear loading dock. McPhail said it appears Tate ignored the multiple "Keep Out" signs and climbed into the compactor, which was not on at the time. Wonder if she could read them? The sister was found hiding near the compactor, and tried to run from police toward a nearby Meijer store but was quickly arrested, he said. The sister was uncooperative and told police she barely knew Tate - and only by her street name, Diamond - and didn't know where she was, McPhail said. Nope. I ain't sayin nuthin! At the same time, a Goodwill employee turned the compactor on to use it. Nevermind. I think we know where she is, sarge. "I think it's very likely that if she had told police where her sister was, they would have arrested (Tate) and she wouldn't have been crushed," McPhail said. "I'm sure that she's agonizing over that decision, being her sister." Really. Good shoplifting partners are hard to find... Employees at TJ Maxx and Goodwill declined to comment, deferring to corporate spokespeople, who did not return calls seeking comment. Sorry. We have to prepare for the inevitable multimillion dollar lawsuit this pillar of the community's family will be filing against us. Tate's sister was released, McPhail said, pending further investigation. He said a warrant for her arrest will likely be issued after prosecutors have decided which charges to bring against her. Tate's family gathered at her Delta Township apartment Tuesday. A man who answered the door said he and the rest of her family would not talk to the media about the incident. "It's certainly a tragedy, senseless really that it happened," McPhail said. "Our thoughts and prayers certainly go out to her, her family and any children she may have left behind." That's probably the standard response in the manual under "Criminals dying stupidly: Commenting on." Posted by: tu3031 2008-08-21 |
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