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Late-night jokes
EFL - slightly dated TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO: "Did you see [Howard] Deanâs speech last night? Oh my god! Now I hear the cows in Iowa are afraid of getting Mad Dean Disease. . . . Iâm no political pundit, but I think itâs a bad sign when your speech ends with your aide shooting you with a tranquilizer gun." LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN: "Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Hereâs a little tip Howard: Cut back on the Red Bull. . . . Hereâs what happened: The people in Iowa realized they didnât want a president with the personality of a hockey dad." THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART: "The whole Dean anger thing is a bum rap. This guy has his emotions under control," Jon Stewart said as a clip of Dean shouting state names rolled. At the end of the list, Stewart added, "Dean will be driving to all those states - apparently in Truckasaurus, and he will do it on SUNDAY, SUNDAY SUNDAY!" Posted by: Super Hose 2004-01-23 |
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