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Sarah Palin Facts
There's a whole website dedicated to Sarah Palin memes. It seems destined to replace the "Chuck Norris" memes, methinks.Here's a few:  Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.Sarah Palins enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List. Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience. Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves! Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard. Sarah Palin always beats the point spread. Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught. Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon. When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered. Sarah Palins finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Bidens still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite. Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou. Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work. Here's my contribution to the cause: * Chuck Norris is afraid of Sarah Palin. * Sarah Palin didn't watch Northern Exposure--she invented it. * Sarah Palin invented Baked Alaska--in her Hasbro Easy Bake Oven--when she was five years old. Add your own in the comments. Posted by: Mike 2008-09-02 |
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