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The One goes to see Don Clinton
The AnchoressThe One: (Looking askance at Don Clinton, who has gone dreamy-eyed) Well, this one sure surprised me. Don Clinton: (laughing and smoking) Son, when youve lived longer, youll know theres a surprise in every one of em. And a shiv. And no matter what, the shiv always comes. The One: Well, shes not going to shove one in me I will not be bullied and mistreated like this!  Don Clinton: Oh, get yourself a hankie, Candace, and stop bleedin all over my rug. The more you whine and cry the more that lil Alaskan hootchi-goo is gonna laugh while she grinds the stiletto heel of those cute little size sevens straight through your pericardium and into your heart before you even know whats happened!The One: (falls to the floor in contrite supplication) Help me, Godfather, help me! What do I do? How do I get this mean girl to stop beating me up, and reclaim my glamor, my it factor? My minions in the press have been going after her with everything they have, and theyre getting booed! Next I might get booed, oh, what do I do - Don Clinton: (leaps from his chair and smacks The One twice on the face, smack! smack!) You can be man! Be a man! The One: (pathetic) I dont know how. I just dont know how. That's just a sample. Go read it all. Posted by: Mike 2008-09-08 |
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