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The Sarah-cuda haunts their very dreams
 David Plotz, SlateI could never make this stuff up. I'm not creative enough. I rarely remember my dreams, but for the past week, GOP vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin has been haunting me. Night after night, she appears in my dreams, always as a scolding, ominous figure. You must be a Democrat. When I mentioned my Palin dreams to Slate colleagues, they volunteered their own. One Obama-supporting colleague dreamed she had urged her young son to kill Palin with a string bean. Sarah deftly disarmed the little tyke and sent him off to play with Piper and Willow, then made the mother do sacramental penance by going on a string-bean-only diet from now to election day. Another dreamed she was at a fashion show and Palin served her crème fraîche on little scooped corn chips. The next course was moose liver patè with a garnish of opilio crab legs. A third says, "In the Sarah Palin dream I keep having, she has superhuman powers but is not really a person at all. In fact, she is more like the weather with glasses and an up-do, pushing clouds around and pitching lightning bolts." Sarah can actually do that. Be afraid, Obama. Be very afraid. Posted by: Mike 2008-09-09 |
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