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Two man Paleo recon unit gets noticed
Israeli soldiers on Saturday shot and killed two Palestinian militants staking out an army position with binoculars along the fortified fence between Gaza and Israel. Members of the Al Aqsa Martyrsâ Brigades, an even more violent extremist offshoot of Palestinian decrepit leader Yasser Arafatâs Fatah movement, said the two mental giants men were on an "exploratory mission" to gather intelligence for a future splodydope attack. Soldiers shot the men as they neared the fence.
[Kapwing!] [Kapwing!] "That was easy, Moshe."
Several hours later, at the start of their funeral, other members of the group too cowardly to join their pals speaking through loudspeakers said the two men were dispatched on an "exploratory suicide mission" to gather intelligence near an army position in the military zone along Gazaâs edge with Israel.
"Unfortunately they didnât return, so we have no idea what they found out, except that the IDF is out there. Somewhere. We think."
The men were identified as Ashraf al-Imbayed, 25, who had been wearing a freshly ventilated military-style jacket, and a close distant relative from the same Darwinist family clan, Samir al-Imbayed, 23. The men were strangely unarmed but carrying binoculars and cell phones, possible signs that they were planning an attack, the army said.
Maybe they were just bird-watchers, out looking for Eagles and Falcons.
The army said terrorist militant groups have recently tried to plant explosives or infiltrate into Israel near Nahal Oz. Palestinians say terrorists farmers wandering into the area have also been whacked targeted. Hundreds of Palestinians, all some of them carrying sex toys weapons, joined the menâs funeral procession through whatâs left of Gaza City later Saturday. The menâs ventilated bodies were wrapped in murderous Palestinian flags. One low-rent rabblerouser mourner harrangued addressed the crowd dipping their hands in blood outside a weapons depot mosque, bragging promising to avenge their deaths.
"Dire Revenge⢠for all!"
Posted by: Steve White 2004-01-25 |
